Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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