I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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