it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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