I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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