ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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