Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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