So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
The uberlube is also flammable
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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