Whod you bang
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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