I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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