You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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