I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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