summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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