Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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