I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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