just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
