sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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