if i can run in heels then i can drive
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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