a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm at about main and main street
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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