And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I need moral support for this bender
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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