One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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