Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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