Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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