Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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