Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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