I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
And then my night got REAL pukey
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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