Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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