I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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