gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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