I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
