stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
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Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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