Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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