I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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