I'm really into asian looking animals
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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