rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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