just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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