He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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