i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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