What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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