Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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