PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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