He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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