I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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