8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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