Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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