I only kidnapped one of them. chill
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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