Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
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the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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