home. puking in laundry basket.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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