He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
