i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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