But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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