Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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