oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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