Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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